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Assyrian Comic of the Day
There was once a normal Babylonian man, walking on Assyrian turf.
The Assyrian guards saw him, and noticed he was from Babylon.
And so, they killed him. YAY ASSYRIA!
The Death of a Hero's Friend
"Ishtar hasn't just killed me; she has managed to shame me, too..." Tough times, but we will all remember Enkidu for the hero he was, and the respect he gave everybody, a noble man he was. "I'm weeping for you, Enkidu. Wake up now. Wake up and see how the world prizes you. Don't sleep your life away. Wake up now. Don't get lost in the dark." says Gilgamesh.
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Recipe for the most mediocre flatbread in Mesopotamia!
14 oz. of flour, 1 c of water, 1/2 tsp of salt.
Mix the water, flour, and salt together slowly.
2Knead the dough and form it into flat round patties.
3Cover the dough with a cloth and let it sit overnight.
4The next day, bake it in an oven at 350°F for 30 minutes.
5*OPTIONAL: You could add pieces of dried fruit, like raisins or dates, or chopped nuts. You could also add various spices. If you want it sweeter, add some honey.