Detox Tea Party - Lose Weight
Tired Of Being Called Porky? - Book a Tea Party
Invite Your friends who want to lose weight who are fat! You are too, and need this Party.
Are you tired of having a pot belly that keeps growing, and people ask you if you're pregnant?
Do people mistake you for Santa Claus?
Is liposuction not an option because you can barely afford a gym membership?
Do you spend more time looking into a bag of Cheetos, rather than getting out to walk?
This is a sign you may need an intervention for out of control fat people.