welcome to celltastical resort

we do not allow cellphone any where

if you join you will get $50 dollars for every cellphone you give,we will later give you your phone back

this is not a scam and this is real you never ever ever thought this was ever fake ever have a nice day :)

The nucleus control center

here we control everything to your place to your bathtub

ribosomes $25 every time you slide

here in the ribosomes we have a water slide to make you money slide away

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if you look like this you will get free membership for 10 years