welcome to celltastical resort
we do not allow cellphone any where
if you join you will get $50 dollars for every cellphone you give,we will later give you your phone back
this is not a scam and this is real you never ever ever thought this was ever fake ever have a nice day :)
The nucleus control center
here we control everything to your place to your bathtub
ribosomes $25 every time you slide
here in the ribosomes we have a water slide to make you money slide away
cytoplasm pool
here we have pool filled with mutated booger don't worry its not harmful... mabye
mitochondia
here this is the mitochondria tub with warm water and a place to relax
cell membrane trampoline
here we have a trampoline but we also have other activate