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The Chariot is Invented
A New Recipe...Call to All Women!
Ingredients:
14 oz of flour
1 cups water
1/2 tsp of salt
Directions:
1. Mix the water, flour, and salt together slowly.
2. Knead the dough and form it into flat round patties.
3. Cover the dough with a cloth and let it sit overnight.
4. The next day, bake it in a fire oven for 30 minutes.
5. As an optional topping for this tasty treat, add raisins or other dried fruit, nuts, spices, or honey.
The Chariot
Flatbread
Education
We Remember Barbooba Suzuki
Chop, Chop, Chop Away!
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Email: chop3away@meso.com
Location: Eastern Mesopotamia
Phone: 223- 433- 2368
Crime Committed
Hammurabi's Laws Violated
One of Hammurabi's Laws states, “If fire break out in a house, and some one who comes to put it out cast his eye upon the property of the owner of the house, and take the property of the master of the house, he shall be thrown into that self-same fire.”
Yesterday, Kunha Bahooka, a fireman, violated this law of Hammurabi. After a fire broke out in Alfonzo Cucu’s house, he rushed to the scene and attempted to put out the fire, but was spotted leaving the house with his neighbor’s most prized possession: his vintage, one-of-a-kind rubber duck. Servants of King Hammurabi seized Bahooka his ears and threw him into the fire. The fire was eventually put out and Cucu’s possession was returned to him.
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ALL Boys
Krazy Kuisene
Location: Babylon
Phone: 206-958- 1257
Today's Weather Forecast...
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Today’s weather is sunny with a small chance of precipitation with winds out of the northwest blowing at eight miles per hour. Today the sun rose earlier than usual. There were also red skies this morning, which signals that a storm will be coming in the near future to be followed by a cold front.
King Hammurabi is Coming to Town!
Mesopotamian Bucket List
The Mesopotamian Post recently interviewed a local citizen of Assyria. We asked him what his top ten things to do would be.
1. Read Hammurabi’s Code
2. Go Back in History and Eat with King Nebuchadnezzar
3. Ride in a Chariot
4. Sprint up a Ziggurat
5. Walk under the Babylonian Arch
6. Have a Scribe Write Something for You
7. Visit the Hanging Gardens
8. Sleep in a Ziggurat
9. Be Healed by a Priest
10. Learn Cuneiform
He prefers not to have his name mentioned.
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Work Hard, Plough Hard, and Farm Hard
Attention famers and your slaves… Tomorrow I will be teaching a workshop for farming, crops, and agriculture. Come visit the largest farm in Northern Mesopotamia, The Big Red Barn. Bring your slaves to train them to work hard, plough hard, and farm hard.
-Mishel Kuak
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