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Dear the DDB
On Wednesday, October 3rd, you had a review over the cleanliness and quality of my restaurant, Frank's Furters. I appreciate your honesty and how official you made the interview seem. I have gotten many more customers and they seem happily satisfied with their meals. I have attached to this letter a sheet of paper that will allow you a discounted price to my restaurant, Frank's Furters. My wife and I are genuinely happy that you decided to help us out by taking a glance into our restaurant. In direct relevance to the recent increase of customers I have received, I have decided to start using pita bread as an option for buns. So everyone come to Frank's Furters to get this limited time offer.
Sincerely Frank F.Dear DDB
Due to the recent construction near my home, It has been impossible to sleep at night. It doesn't help that I have a night job and require that I must sleep during the day. I understand that you have sided with the common rabble in the argument for the refurbishing of the main streets. I live right off of Main Street and I do not appreciate how the DDB works. I hate it when you guys decide to those sides. And since you have such a large employee network, you basically win any argument that requires a vote. You should not be able to side since you are such a huge powerhouse for voting. You are informers, we pay to see news, not an opinion. A couple of companions and I will be seceding from the subscription of the DDB. We will be creating our own newspaper, we do not know what we will call it, but we will be creating out own network.
Sincerely Anonymous