Retail??? It's the Worst!
Seven Reasons Working in Retail is Hell in Real Life
1. This Doesn't Go Here!!!!
Punishment: I just won't help you with a smile or a real one.
2. There's a Trash Can Right There!!!
Punishment: I'll just eat all the samples before you can even get them. Ha!
3. Can You Not Control Your Children???
Punishment: I'll just yell at your children for you.
4. "I'd Like To Speak To The Manager."
Punishment: I'll just let you deal with the wrath of my manager.
5. Dude, Can You Stop Staring?
Punishment: I'll stick my big brother who also works here on you.
6. "Do You Work Here?"
What I really say: "Yes" but in a really sarcastic tone.
Punishment: I'll respond to you like you're really stupid because you are.
7. WE'RE CLOSED!
Punishment: Follow you around fixing every single thing you pick up.