It's some guy's birthday!

We don't actually know his name. We found him on the street

This dude we found in our trash can is turning 174!! Or so he says.

Come on down to celebrate this joyous moment with us! Everyone will be there!

Hobo Harry's (just named him) Fantastic Fiesta

Saturday, April 9th, 3-3:15am

Behind a Denny's parking lot

Please show up. He's so lonely. He tried to eat my cat, like, ten seconds ago. Send help.