This Machine is Your lifes Queen!

The Engine Propelled Automatic People Slinger is Now on Sale!!!

This picture(to the left) is only a small sized prototype. The EPAPS is a machine that throws you into a big pool, and now is your chance to get it on sale now! It was at $99.99 but CURRENTLY it is a $50! It is your time to soak in the sun. Get your EPAPS now!
This is the place you can get EPAPS off all sizes!