Go EXTREME or Go Home!
Earth rituals too mundane? Try extreme Para-Snowboarding!
Dione, 790,100,000 miles from Earth, is home of one of the most extreme and dangerous sports ever imagined!
BUT SHOULD YOU? Imagine diving from an icecap hundreds of thousands of feet above a stone ground, shredding down the steepest cliff when sudden it drops away. You being falling to a cryonic grave when you pull your ripcord, deploying your wing-suit that will allow you to glide from one glacier to the next.
SonySoft and MonsterBull Powered Extreme Para-Snowboarding Tournament
Sunday, Sep. 13th 2133 at 8am
Dioneian Central Port, Dione, Saturn
This event is not for the elderly, pregnant and persons under the age of 21. SonySoft and/or MonsterBull do not take responsibilities for any injuries and/or death. Dione's atmosphere is very thin, with barely any oxygen. Those with issues using a breath mask should refrain from visiting Dione.
It is suggested to arrive to Dione five(5) Earthen days before the event. Due to Dione's days lasting 2.7 times longer than an Earthen day, many will experience extreme schuttle lag. To adjust, specialists suggest leaving your Cryogenic Chamber every month.
Plans for the Competition
9:00- Round One begins.
10:00- Round Two begins.
11:00- Round Three begins.
12:00- Round Four begins.
13:00- Break: Half Time show, Lunch, Semi-Finals Ceremony
17:00- Semi-Finals begin.
18:00- Finals begin.
19:00- Victory Ceremony.
20:00- After Party. Entertainment provided by SonySoft.
25-33:00- Intermission for sleep.
35:00- Free Style Competiotion.
40:00- Awards Ceremony for Free Style
41:00- Ending Ceremony.
46-56:00- Ending and Departure party.
Surface of Dione from Space.
Dione, Saturn's third densest moon, is known for its ice cliffs and small atmosphere.
Nicknamed by previous competitors, this cliff is one of the deadliest and most terrifying on the Dione.
Air Masks will be supplied!
Our lovely friends at SonySoft have supplied us with state of the art Air Masks, made specifically for this even.