Funny Quotes

Your FACE!!!!!!!!

Quote #1

''I ask God for a bike but i know God doesn't work that way so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.''

-Elmo

Quote #2

'' A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.''

-Lona Tuner

Quote #3

''Sometimes your Knight and shining armor is just a retard in foil paper.''

-unknown

Thematic Statement

I think this should be said about funny quotes is that without funny quotes is like a day without the sun because funny quotes will really lighten any person's day.

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i can relate to funny quotes because when I'm down i can read a funny quote and it will cheer me right up even when I'm mad as well.You can be really happy and reading a funny quote will make you even happier and it will make you laugh hard core.

By The Way Your Face 2 Times!!!!!!!;D