Gandalf's Staff

only $999.99

Have you ever felt not sedate?

We hear you and have made a retort. Go from nihilism to believing in magic. This will supersede your own imaginary staffs with a real life working staff you only need 2 9 volt batteries. You can do anything that Gandalf can do.

Only $999.99 plus $99.99 shipping and handiling

If you buy now you will get a free white horse and cloak as seen above. It might seem stupid but it reality you can be just as powerful as Gandalf with this amazing deal. Again only 999.99 dollars if you call now.

We are not responsible for any injuries that may occur using this product.

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