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Reasons not to be a gladiator at the Colosseum

By: Michael Young

10 reasons why not to be a Roman gladiator

10: You get humiliated

9: Only noblemen get special treatment

8: You have to go through Gladiator school

7: Very little protection

6: You don't get paid much unless you win a lot

5: You could have to fight with no experience at all

4: You're at the mercy of the crowd

3: You have to kill people and animals

2: You get covered in blood

1: You can die