For Sale: The Rare Isabeast
Asking Price: $0.05
All About the Isabeast
This is a once in a lifetime chance to have your very own Isabeast creature. She is thirteen years old, and likes eating chicken nuggets. This wild animal is not yet domesticated, so be very careful; she likes to bite! But be warned, she enjoys saying, "Beep beep, case closed, shut up." This can be very annoying so you may want to buy a muzzle for her. Finally, she likes to sleep in a cave.
What a steal! Just $0.05!!!
She wins awards!
The Isabeast won first prize at The Worlds Ugliest Creatures convention!
Isabeast's Guilty Pleasure
Don't feed her too many chicken nuggets! She will bounce off of the walls!
The Best Sleeping Spot
Give her a pillow, blanket, and a cave and the Isabeast will sleep like an ugly baby!
Some Necessities When Purchasing....
- LOTS of chicken nuggets
- Room for Isabeast to roam
- Yarn for Isabest to play with
- Clothes from Forever XXI for Isabeast to play dress up in
Buy the Isabeast before she gets shipped to the circus!
Disneyland Park
Pick the Isabeast up where she lives in Disneyland. Where is that? The Matterhorn Cave, of course!
Email: fake.email@yahoo.com
Website: theisabeasthome.disney.go/thisisnotarealsite
Location: 1313 Disneyland Drive, Anaheim, CA
Phone: (111) 555-1111
One Last Fact
This is a picture of Isabeast's most distant ancestors, the yedi.