HELP WANTED
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
JOB TITLE: COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF
Job Responsibilities
- in charge of the armed forces
- power to obtain information from heads of executive departments
- grant pardons and reprieves for crimes against the US
- make treaties with other countries with the approval of the Senate
Necessary Skills
- creative leadership
- great communication skills
- deft understanding of politics
- consensus building
Qualifications
- must be 35 years of age
- must be a natural born citizen
- must have lived in the US for 14 years
Benefits
- $400,000 a year
- additional $50,000 per year expense account
- owns a house, planes, cars, helicopters