HELP WANTED

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

JOB TITLE: COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF

Job Responsibilities


  • in charge of the armed forces
  • power to obtain information from heads of executive departments
  • grant pardons and reprieves for crimes against the US
  • make treaties with other countries with the approval of the Senate

Necessary Skills

  • creative leadership
  • great communication skills
  • deft understanding of politics
  • consensus building

Qualifications

  • must be 35 years of age
  • must be a natural born citizen
  • must have lived in the US for 14 years

Benefits

  • $400,000 a year
  • additional $50,000 per year expense account
  • owns a house, planes, cars, helicopters
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