By: Taryn Trull
Benefits of the HoverChair
When you buy a new HoverChair, be ready to not have to partake in any human activities ever again! Your HoverChair will do everything for you! All you have to do is sit in the chair, move it around by a small joystick, and order anything you need from the smartscreen! The smartscreen's available features include: food and drink ordering, preparing and cooking, television channels, videochat rooms where you can talk to your friends, co-workers, or family, thermometer and air pressure measurer to maintain a livable environment. If the temperature outside or the air pressure changes to levels that are unsafe for human life, an oxygen mask will release from the side of the chair and will be placed over the nose and mouth to make sure breathing can be sustained. Also, in order to use the restroom, simply push a button on the smartscreen and the chair will transform into a toilet and back when finished. And do not worry, you can never grow out of your chair! The chair will grow with you; as it feels you getting fatter, it will provide more support for your body, and when you get taller, it will expand from the ends and grow with you! Buy a HoverChair today and you won't have to take care of yourself ever again!