by: Monica Gebrehiwot
Physical Properties of Monicageb
Surface properties include On fleek eyebrows, decent sized ears, long eyelashes, zero acne, and a pretty large forehead.
Boils when in Texas during the summer
Melts at 38 degrees Celsius
Can cause deafness if too excited and squeals
Specimen can be found in various states...
a. Sad when she does not get enough attention.
b. Happy when people respect her and gives her attention.
c. Annoyed when people ask too many questions and complain too much.
Becomes stubborn and unyielding when people are denying something she believes in and says some bogus statement about anything in general.
Chemical Properties of Monicageb
Is attracted to dogs.
May explode spontaneously when woken up before the sun rises.
Requires copious amounts of water, pizza, Oreos, traveling outside of the U.S. and Bob Marley songs.
Is inert if she does not get enough water, pizza, Oreos, traveling outside of the U.S. and Bob Marley songs.
Will repel sensitive and quiet people.
Is impervious to Mexican food.
It is not guarenteed Monicageb will be stable around people or cats.
From anywhere but Pizza Hut
Monicageb does not care how old the canine is, it will always be a puppy.
Bob Marley Songs
You can name any song from any album that Bob Marley created, it will be perfection.