The French Revolution
*Death Included With Every Purchase
The Three-Estate Lottery
or a Peasant. Probably a Peasant.
It's not all bad, though, you're the back of the economy. The other two estates rely entirely on you, but because if your lack of education you don't know that. Of course, when you do you'll start off this crazy train, and King Louis is the poor conductor.
Employees of the Month;
King Louis the XVI
"Looks like I'm getting a-HEAD in life.... Get it? Anyone? Sigh."
Maximilien de Robespierre
"I've only had ONE assassination attempt, come on!"
"I'm really in the mood for some cake..."