Umnia's For Sale
50% OFF!!! Limited time offer!
Pet Umnia
Hey, have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a pet Umnia? Well, now you can know! Just come to the deadliest jungle, right beside a golf course, in South Africa which is full of Saber tooth tigers (their not extinct) and woolly mammoths. There, just keep walking toward a fuchsia (not pink) tree. When you get close enough, say "Momma Mia" then a blind and deaf man will tap you on your shoulder and hand you a giant bag that is surprisingly light. Don't open it until right when you step out of the jungle. There, you will find an Umnia and it will punch you in your arm. There will be a bidding on top of the Pyramids of Egypt starting at $1,000,000. Have fun bidding!