Join the Oldbuck Clan
Our Elephant Buggies make it a total party!
Meditation, cooperation, participation, and civilization.
We meditate to connect with our worship tree. We join together in cooperation to build our clan. Our clan is a civilization where every one participates to build a better lifestyle. We value participation in order to stay a self-reliant clan.
Join now and get a free Hobbit Style house!
You can live underground, or above ground in a hobbit house made of stone or wood. You will have a circle shaped door and a stable out back for your elephant, which will be provided for you.
GUARANTEED TO PLEASE YOUR "SICK OF SOCIETY" NEEDS.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Why are there elephants? A: Well we live in Africa, the elephants natural habitat. There are more than enough elephants for everyone to have one. Lastly, they are strong enought to pull the buggy we use to carry our goods. Q: Why do you live in Hobbit Houses? A: They are the most pracitcal way to keep us out of the Sahara sun. They also keep us away from the Lions and other predators that would attack us in the open.