Wife of Bath Arrested
No arraignment scheduled
Manslaughter charge dropped for "Indecent Liberties" charges
Alison, also known as "The Wife of Bath," was charged today with three counts of indecent public liberties. The baliff of Southwark township charged Alison inappropriate sexual dress, treason against the institution of marriage, and public bawdiness. Because Alison is a five-time widow, the judge could not sentence her to the usual public beating by her husband. The baliff and archbishop are deciding her punishment while she awaits their decision in jail.
The Wife of Bath before her arrest.
Witnesses said Alison was riding astride her horse in a "very unladylike manner."
Pardoner offers pardons
Dunston Dingleberry, the Pardoner of Exlax County, visited the Wife in prison.
Alison using bribes to keep "comfortably fed."
Alison, seen here, is losing no weight in prison.
Alison appreciates Pardoner's company
The Pardoner visited Alison in her jail cell, and offered here prayer and Holy Relics for a price.
"While I appreciated the company, I find my money better spent bribing the guards for a warm blanket and better food," Alison said yesterday.
"Well, I could have saved her soul for a small fee," said the Pardoner. "Anyone want to buy a pardon from the Pope while I am here?"
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Event Information
FREE Alison Concert in the Jail Yard
Bring your own beer or wine and enjoy the musical stylings of "The Peasants" and "The NItty Gritty Plague Band" as we accept donations and personal favors in order to free the Wife of Bath so she can return to her religious pilgrimage and escape jail.
When?
Saturday, Oct 4, 2014, 08:30 PM
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