Are Eggos too Unhealthy
By The Radical Tubular Lazer Shark (Henry J)
Do you like Eggo Waffles, do you eat them every day, well by the end of this article you might want to stop eating them. I professor Shark is going to show you how Eggo waffles are way too unhealthy, how Eggo Waffles can actually hurt the consumer, and how Waffles are taking too much out of your wallet. I professor Shark am going to save you from Waffles
Is it to Much
Do I look lumpy, you may have asked yourself( hopefully not) this question, if you want to avoid this question then don't eat Eggos. You may say this is Malarkey , well actually Eggo waffles weigh more than most foods. Every Eggo waffle is 97.5 calories it only takes 37 Eggo waffles to gain a pound. There are also good things about Eggo waffles they have healthy things but not a whole lot, some of the things Eggos have are 9% protein that's not a lot compared to other foods but it's still good. If you don't know what protein is then I'll explain. Protein is any of a class of nitrogenous organic compounds that consist of large molecules composed of one or more long chains of amino acids and are an essential part of all living organisms.
Physically Harmed by a Waffle?
You might see waffles as a friend if you do your wrong and I'm going to show you. Have you ever heard of listeria, I wouldn't think so. Listeria is a infection that can be caused by Hotdogs, Raw milk, dairy items, raw sprouts, and smoked refrigerated seafood. Now your probably wondering why is this guy talking about listeria when this is about Eggo Waffles, did you know that Eggo waffles were recalled. It being recalled means in this example it was taken off the shelves and wasn't sold until you knew they were safe. Before the recalled who knows you might have been eating something that was extremely dangerous. Listeria is mostly dangerous to pregnant women and it can effect there children, but it is still very dangerous to non pregnant people.
Broke Because of Waffles
So I've taught you how Waffles could have been a risk and how they are unhealthy, but what I still need to teach you is how they can also hurt your wallets. You can go to the store and buy a 24 package of Eggo Waffles for $4.88, you may say this is not that bad of idea I might go and get some Eggos. I'm going to show you some of my top choices for healthy foods that cost less. The first food that I want to show you is Greek yogurt, Greek yogurt has only 1% fat. Greek yogurt has pros and cons though a container of Greek yogurt cost $6.71. The Greek yogurt cost a little more but it's a whole lot healthier. Another example of healthy and cheap food is "Quick Oats" quick oats cost only $1.64 and it on,y has 158 calories per container. The last food I'm going to name is "Lipton green tea." Lipton green tea only cost $2.24 and it's only 120 calories per container.
You now know many different foods to eat besides Eggo waffles and how Eggo waffle effect your diet. Best of all, you got to listen to me, professor Shark talk about waffles. I never thought I would say that sentence. Hopefully now you will choose some of the different choices for breakfast, Professor Shark out.