Mead-Hall Journal
Centennial Issue- The Best Stories of the Past 100 Years
Beowulf Saves The Day!
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Letters to the Editors
All this talk about Beowulf is making me go berserk, I mean seriously if Beowulf can't win a swimming race then how how can you expect me to believe that he could slay Grendel for crying out loud! I am shocked to see that he would come out of shame for losing to the competitor.
-Anonymous U.
Not Once but Twice
A few days after the monstrosity, that was Grendel, was slayed his mother came in knocking down the doors to the mead-hall with a obligation to avenge her son's death. Beowulf gallantly dove right in and didn't let this wretched beast kill anymore people. He finally killed the mother of Grendel and he went home to enjoy his spoils of treasure.
The King has Spoken
This past week there were reports of a dragon on the border of Geatland towards where Hrothgar used to rule. So far, over five people went missing near this region, residents are warned to stay out of this ten miles radius. Beowulf has stepped up to the plate and decided to slay this beast in the coming week. Beowulf had led the Geats into a golden-age of their time. They say, "Third time's a charm," although would this be the case for the tremendous king or will fate decide otherwise?
Slaying of the Dragon
Tuesday, Oct 13, 657, 01:30 PM
Edge of the Border
Beowulf's Slaying
Email: beowulf@geat.com
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