IR Spray
Our pre-fix spray is out of this world!
Make objects irregular and irreal!
Change anything you want into an irregular and irreal product!
Some of the possibilities with the spray:
"Truly the perfect imperfection!" ~Times Magazine~
Frequently Asked Questions:
Well, the bottle works like a regular spray bottle. All you have to do is get the 2 objects near each other, and spray!
Does the spray harm organisms?
Not at all. The spray simply just combines certain parts of each object/organism to make the new combination the best it can be!
Can you combine a combination with another object/organism?
Yes you can! It takes the same steps as just a regular combination.
Our outcomes are anything but mundane!
"This spray is the best spray to make objects irregular and irreal! I use it on a daily basis to make odd pieces for music videos and concerts! My concerts used to be so dull before I used the IR Spray, no one even showed up! Though, when I pulled out my combination, it surely did bring the people!"
Having to do a genetic mutation done just takes too long!
Not anymore with our spray!
"This product is truly one of a kind. Children will surely love combining their toys and scientists will love having better research!"
~People Magazine~
Order today!
Purchase our spray today for only $3,000,500.01!
Email: IR@notreal.com
Website: IRspray.com
Location: Parallel Universe and Target
Phone: 123-456-7891
Facebook: facebook.com/IR
Twitter: @IR