Come Work For Death Himself:

Eternal Career

Collector of souls

Take some of the weight off of Death's shoulder's, why don't you? Collect passing lives and take this great opportunity to travel the world.

Escape from the daunting society you exist in and get a better understanding of Human's motives and issues

Work Load:

Work 24-7, Basically Where ever there is death. Eternal Caree, you will never have to worry about getting fired.