Welcome to the Trash Bin,

How may we serve your dumpsters tonight?

Our options include;

Roadkill, broken plates, bowls, cups, etc...

Staples, nails, screws, broken power tools, burnt paper, torn paper, ruined blankets, soiled diapers, destroyed pillows, wrecked toys, soiled tissues and napkins, split boards, and dead bodies.

That last option was a joke.*

*No it wasn't.

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