Fable
"The Immortal Super Intelligent Baby Cow ultima and... The Sheep"
One day the immortal super intelligent baby cow ultima was wondering around the farm tending to his kingly duties because who else would be king of the farm obviously nobody besides the baby cow that can crush your skull with thought of crushing your skull. So as the king of the farm returned to his castle or as the humans called it the barn he returned to his castle and his squire aka the sheep was there waiting to do his command. As the king telepathically hovered to his throne the sheep said, "is there any thing I can get you master." The cow responded in his deep booming voice," yes, bring me the sharpest and most unsafe sword in the kingdom." "yes sir", the sheep replied with a evil smirk and laugh under his breath. So the sheep bought the sword from the sword smith chicken and created a montage to go with it so this story wasn't too long sadly sense I'm reading this story I can not show the montage video. But before the squire could return to the king the sheep visited the creepy shady animal in the alleyway. The animal in the alleyway was pig the wizard and he enchanted the sword to magically kill the cow overlord at exactly 12:37.23 pm central time. Obviously the king with supreme intellect "didn't" see this coming and definitely "didn't" re-enchant the sword to do something so evil it would annihilate sheep and half the farm and then put it back in it case in his bedroom at 9:00.56 pm central time and went to bed. A few hours later at 12:37.17 am central time the sheep sneaked into the kings room so he could claim his crown and baby cow definitely was "not" aware the sword was about to stab him and definitely "wasn't" awake. So just as the sword was about to stab him. Baby cow muttered the magic words "cara sophies es muy blandita" and the sword magically transformed it's self into an I-phone and speakers with 78 laser light shows all combined into one and baby cow and the sheep danced until they fell asleep at 2:31.43 am central time. And that is the story of how baby cow ultima saved the entire earth. No it never happened that way he just wants to rule the univer... Hi my name is baby cow ultima I only have about exactly 20.36 seconds before I must consume more delicious potatoes to continue my telepathic possession of this narrators body and I do not have any potatoes present so I will tell you quickly, the secret to the creation of the universe is.
Moral
Stories can be deceiving.
The Immortal Super Intelligent Baby Cow Ultima Bio
Dropped in to the fountain of youth at a very young age. Baby cow ultima also received super intelligence from the fountain of youth and took control of the farm very easily with his supreme intellect. However baby cow ultima has two weaknesses. The first being he is only a baby and is distracted very easily and is very weak physically. The second weakness being when he was adjusting and still learning to use his newly found ability he was scared for life as a much younger immortal cow at the age of 13 months seeing his parents slaughtered by the farmer at there ripe young age of 5. Baby cow never forgets anything thus meaning he can never forget them being slaughtered so if any one mentions them he will have a nervous meltdown. Baby cow is currently 300,678,782,846,863,162,232,300 years old and has granted all of his subjects and all the animals of the world human intellect and immortality so they can never die and live with baby cow ultima forever.
The Sheep Bio
The sheep has been baby cow ultima's squire for trillions of generations. He like his master baby cow has the gift of immortality and human intelligence. The sheep once tried to kill baby cow. But like everything else in the world baby cow ultima has taught himself to forgive people in a matter of seconds. So the sheep is still the squire for baby cow ultima.
The Pig Bio
Why do you care so much about the wizard pig. He does have a interesting back story so I will tell you anyway. The pig was born in Iowa the leading producer of pork. So the pig being the already smart animal that he was knew he had to get out of there. So he traveled with his family to the fountain of youth. While there he met baby cow and they became childhood friends. Baby cow and the pig were the put into the fountain of youth on the same day and the pig wasn't granted the intellect by baby cow. That means that the pig is just as smart as baby cow ultima. With his new found ability the pig began to study arcane magic and enchantment. After studying for almost as long as baby cow ultima has been alive, the pig had mastered the art of arcane magic and enchantment. The pig then revived johnny who was a boy who played with baby cow and him back on the farm. After reviving johnny, the pig granted him arcane abilities of his own and told him to use them responsibly. Then after a few months the USA was over run with city sized pigs. The pig now spends his days selling spell books to the people of baby cow ultima's kingdom.