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Written and Published by: Ethan Sample P.7

Advice by Carolyn: Concerned Friend

Dear Carolyn:

My friend has been playing video games before he could walk. He is a game addict and I have tied to make him go outside and do stuff but he keeps telling me he will the next day. At night I hear very strange noises in his room and I get uncomfortable . I guess my main question is, how do I get him to stop being a game addict?

From: A concerned friend

Dear concerned friend:

I understand your pain, I to have a friend that's an addict and im about to tell you what I did. Alright, when your friend is busy like taking a shower or eating then you go to his room and take/borrow a couple of wires and throw them in the BACK of your closet. This will make him go out and find something to do with his useless little life or go out and use his brain to find the right kind of wires. If he buys a whole new game console then just repeat what you did before.

Transforming into CyberHuman!!!

It is then end of all humanity! Ethan Austin is one of the many to wear these new neuro headsets. His friend Garrett has noticed Ethan has become very odd... He only eats macaroni and scrambled eggs, he even eats IT FOR DESERT. When Garrett spent the night at Ethan's house he noticed that Ethan's skin turns light blue and imprinted with a bunch of different numbers. It only appears when he is asleep. I think its the neuro headsets that are feeding off of his poor wretched body while he sleeps. He's turning into the computer!!!

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