The Running Party

Run Free or Die


Our party believes that every American deserves the right to run whenever and whereever they want to. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow after a long jog through town? Well he should be. We also believe in abolishing all other modes of transportation to ensure that everyone runs/walks. This would greatly decrease our countries effect on the enviornment. Running is also one of the greatest ways to ensure your heart is healthy.

Our Candidates

Three Planks to our Platform

  1. Running is required-We believe that everyone should be required to run at least once a week
  2. No modes of transportation-This ensures that we will reduce our pollution and enviromental footprint
  3. The more you run, the more tax cuts-If you run more, you get rewarded