The Running Party
Run Free or Die
Our party believes that every American deserves the right to run whenever and whereever they want to. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow after a long jog through town? Well he should be. We also believe in abolishing all other modes of transportation to ensure that everyone runs/walks. This would greatly decrease our countries effect on the enviornment. Running is also one of the greatest ways to ensure your heart is healthy.
Three Planks to our Platform
- Running is required-We believe that everyone should be required to run at least once a week
- No modes of transportation-This ensures that we will reduce our pollution and enviromental footprint
- The more you run, the more tax cuts-If you run more, you get rewarded