If you can't beat 'em, kill 'em!


As of the start of the 2014-2015 school year, all students who are the bottom 35% of every class after the first semester, will be sent off to concentration camps where their fate will be decided. This will be repeated once a school year, every four years. Happy Studying!


  • Decreased classroom sizes and hallway clutter
  • Pushes you all to do better in school
  • Our school will be rid of bad influence

Bottom 35% announcements

Friday, Jan. 11th 2013 at 9am

185 West Parkway Boulevard

Coppell, TX

All students will report to the gymnasium where the bottom 35% will be announced. They will then be immediately transported to the concentration camp. At that point, we will give further information.