If you can't beat 'em, kill 'em!
ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS:
As of the start of the 2014-2015 school year, all students who are the bottom 35% of every class after the first semester, will be sent off to concentration camps where their fate will be decided. This will be repeated once a school year, every four years. Happy Studying!
Why?
- Decreased classroom sizes and hallway clutter
- Pushes you all to do better in school
- Our school will be rid of bad influence
Event Information
Bottom 35% announcements
All students will report to the gymnasium where the bottom 35% will be announced. They will then be immediately transported to the concentration camp. At that point, we will give further information.
When?
Friday, Jan 11, 2013, 09:00 AM
Where?
Coppell High School, West Parkway Boulevard, Coppell, TX
Concentration Camps
This is where the students who do not make the cut come to determine their fate.
Concentration Camps
Gas Chamber
If decided that the child will be killed, the gas chamber is an option for execution.