Chill with Neptune
It's cool, trust me.
C'mon the weather's great!
If you like Winter then this is the planet for you! At an amazing -353° Fahrenheit, this planet is the worlds coldest place in our Solar System. It receives a thousand times less sunlight than Earth yet somehow has enough energy to create all of this! Ohohoho you would need a LOT of clothes to survive but hey, if you like cold weather, c'mon over!
Look!
Humans can't live on this planet, so it sure is incredible that a Spacecraft could even pass by it. Who knows how long it took to get a picture of it.
Life?
It's atmosphere is made up of hydrogen, helium, and some methane.
It is the smallest of the Ice Giants, so I am sure it's cold there. Shockingly, the planet has a rocky core! So it might be possible to step foot on it, that is if you don't freeze.
Travel to Triton!
Surfing!
Skydiving!
You'll land safely! Maybe.....
Swimming and Ice Skating!
Prices
I won't ask extra if you want to bring family with you, just do not bring 50 people with you.
The price for adults are $10,000
Kids are $5,000
Seniors are $3,500
Just call 1-800-NEPTUNEISAMAZINGANDDEALWITHITIFYOUDONTLIKEWHATYOUSEEANDMAKESURETOHAVEFUNSINCETHISNUMBERISREALLYLONGANDITLLTAKEYOUALONGTIMETOWRITEITIFYOUHAVEAPHONETHATWONTLETYOUWRITELETTERSDOWNANDYOUHAVETOFIGUREOUTWHATTODO
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