10 Funniest Quotes Ever
10 enjoyable quotes that will make you laugh! ~~~~~ AMBER M
#10
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~Anonymous
#9
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. ~Anonymous
#8
A word to the wise ain't necessary-- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. ~Bill Cosby
#7
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~William Castle.
#6
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. ~ Bill Cosby
#3
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. ~ Casey Stengel
#2
Don't break anyone's heart; they only have 1. Break their bones. They have over 206 of them... ~Anonymous
#1
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. ~Anonymous