10 Funniest Quotes Ever

10 enjoyable quotes that will make you laugh! ~~~~~ AMBER M


Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~Anonymous


Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. ~Anonymous


A word to the wise ain't necessary-- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. ~Bill Cosby


An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~William Castle.


Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. ~ Bill Cosby


Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you. ~ Satchel Paige


Maybe this world is another planet's hell. ~Aldous Huxley


All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. ~ Casey Stengel


Don't break anyone's heart; they only have 1. Break their bones. They have over 206 of them... ~Anonymous


Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. ~Anonymous