America's West!
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Our Manifest Destiny
God himself has proclaimed it is this country's right, it's destiny to expand westward! We have claimed the east as ours, and declared it the free nation, now we must do the same with the west. It is your place as a servant of God to settle the savage land of the west. Fulfill your destiny proclaimed by God and take this land.
“[Let] the poor the needy and oppressed of the Earth, and those who want Land, resort to the fertile lands of our western country, the second land of Promise, and there dwell in peace, fulfilling the first and great commandment.” -George Washington
Need Land? Try The Homestead Act
This will go down as the best deal in American history. 827,000 square miles of land to the west was recently acquired by America from the French for no more than 15 million dollars. Now, thanks to this great nation blessed by God, you yourself may own a piece of this land. For just 10 dollars you can own 160 acres of land. 160 acres! For just 10 dollars! You want even more than that? Get 320 acres of land for just 20 dollars! This is the simplest purchase you'll ever make. It takes no sense thought what so ever. Just hand over 10 dollars and you'll get 160 acres for close to no cost.
Oh, and don't worry about those pesky Native American savages... we already took care of them for you.