Assyria: Killers of Mesopotamia
The Assyrians are Coming
How to deal with the prisoners and criminals
New Torture Methods
Chain through the jaw
Hook through your chin and out of your mouth
Hang prisoners in a cage in the city square and throw weapons at them
Have an elephant sit on the prisoners until they die
Books, Books, Books
The Art of War - Assyrian Style
Vehicles in War
If you take this as a joke or sign up but don't join the army or builders afterwards, you will be thrown into a pit of snakes. The Snake God will have your fate from there on.
Great King Ashurbanipal
A Letter From the King
I have an wonderful message to all. I have just defeated Babylon's forces who were planning a sneak attack on the edge of the forest surrounding the countryside. The prisoners of war will be made slaves or brutally killed by being thrown into a starving lion's den. There will be a great banquet tonight at the palace where the finest food of all of Mesopotamia will be served. Invitations are being sent out to hand picked guests at this moment. (Don't forget to pray to me) To people not joining me, I hope you have a great night of partying and fun!
Upgrade Palace - Level 2
Assyrian Stand Up Comedy
1.What did the Babylonian say to the Assyrian? Nothing, the Assyrian killed him before he could say anything.
2. To Chaldean - Knock, Knock. Who is there? Assyrian. Assyrian Who? Assyrian (I-see-you-in) a pit of lions.
3. To Chaldeans - Yo King so ugly that he scared away the Lamassu. (Assyrian Statue in front of city walls.