Apocalypse... Soon

(Expectation)

Meteor to hit Earth in 5 days!

With impending doom hanging over everyone's head, people have flocked to stores all over the country to buy supplies. That's right, in just the last 24 hours sales for bottled water, gasoline, and twinkies have tripled. So if you want to survive the incoming apocalypse you should run on down to your nearest convenience store before its too late!