The Magic Forest Newspaper

Love advice from Dr. Love (Kristin Baker)

sticky situation

Dear Dr. Love, I have read your column for years, but I never thought I would be writing to you. I've tried going to meetings of ''Women who love too much'' but I'm still hurting, so I thought maybe you could help me. My problem is that the guy I love doesn't want to be in the same room with me... The man of my dreams I love is in love with my best friend. The thing is she (Hermia) doesn't love him.(Demetrius). Demetrius used to date me, what happened? My world has been turned upside down. What should I do?

Let me help

Dear hopeless lover,

thanks for writing my advice column. Wow that is a very sticky situation. I have been there. Let me see if I can help you.

My first piece of advice is that you ask just to be friends. Since he doesn't like you start small: smile, say hi and ask questions. Here are the cons... he could say no. He could insult you and run away. If he runs away don't go chasing him down like a dog. Try again later. On the other hand he could say yes. Your relationship could grow into something more. Who knows maybe he will realize that your the one for him.

You could always ask Oberon for help. Tell him that the guy you love still doesn't love you. Ask him if you can borrow Cupid's love Flower. When you get it you need to rub it on Demetrius's eyes. If you do this , he could fall in love with you. The disadvantage is that he could fall in love with something else like a tree or a bee.There is a slight possibility that your love could be allergic to the flower. Who knows what side effects he could have.

In conclusion the ways I have for you are become friends or get Cupids flower. I am very glad you wrote to me. Good luck with with your love of your life. Remember if this doesn't work you will find somebody who will treat you like the queen you are.

Sincerely, Dr. Love.