Santa's Sweatshop X-mas Party

Mingle in the magical Mitochondria with your mates!

The biggest bash of the year is coming up!

Save the date! The Christmas party is coming up. All year the elves have been laboring away, 24/7, 364 days a year, now its their turn to enjoy themselves. Constantly making things is HARD work, especially when that thing is energy!

X-Mas Par-Tay

Thursday, Dec. 25th, 10:15pm

Mitochondria, North Pole, Antartica

This is an exclusive party, and there will be two membranes keeping out unwanted guests.

In order to be invited you must be weigh less than 5000 daltons and bring along an ATP, ADP, or nutrient molecule. If you want to get to the real party, inside the cristae, make sure you bring carbon dioxide, oxygen, or water


Everyone's favorite overseer Santa DNAbot will be there!

Many of you elves have only seen Santa in a work setting, when he made sure enough energy was being produced each day , but now everyone can relax and have fun together! But don't get too out of hand, because we all know what happens when anyone loses control. Santa Bot will be forced to send out his proteins to help with a little apoptosis.

A simple request

We just ask that this year's party remains in control. Everyone remembers what happened last year when things got a little out of hand. But just in case a someone happened to forget, some elves partied a little too hardy, resulting in the death of the entire cell. A few more things that mitochondrial dysfunction causes Alzheimer's disease, Parkinson's disease, diabetes, hypertension, heart disease, osteoporosis, cancer lupus, multiple sclerosis, and arthritis.
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