Mayfly Mansion Resort
Make you feel rich for the few sorry days of your life!
Stay as long as you like in our individual, vintage wood rooms that are close to a pool yet high up to ensure your comfort. And if you are coming for the food then your options aren't limited, come on down to La Casa De Larvae, it is newest, hottest, best restaurant in town. They serve only the best larvae, algae, and all the aquatic plants you can chew. Everything to keep you full and satisfied for the time being. You know what a pain it is with all those birds, rodents, and reptiles always constantly trying to kill you, well here at the Mayfly Mansion Resort not only do we protect you, but we make you feel like king while doing it. See birds don't come as a threat to us because we pick off all it's feathers to put in our pillows to make sure that you have such a good night sleep that you miss your early meeting in the morning, and those luxurious carpets and rugs that you love so much are indeed made from the skin and fur of those disgusting rodents, and if any reptiles try and make a snack out of you, think again we will skin the horrific beast to make our fashionable handbags and accessories you can find in our gift shop. And don't worry they wont be bothering you any more because I chose to take it into my own hands to put them out of there misery after we torture them. For your little nymph bring them down to our five star daycare where we will make sure it has everything it needs, if your dun (teenager) is board and has nothing else to do then i'm sure they have already found there way down to our game room where they will stay entertained for hours with games, food, movies, and so much more, so you adults can have your privacy to do what ever you may desire. And if you enjoy making noise come down to the lobby were we play games, talk, and get all up close and personal to one another.