DO YOU WANNA COME TO A PARTY?
BYOJ (Bring Your Own Juice)
Grandma's House Party
Thursday, June 12th 2025 at 5pm-5am
Grandma's House, Ganymede
Ganymede is the largest of all the satellites in the solar system! It has a diameter of 5,268 kilometers! Just make sure you bring an O2 mask so you can breathe on the thin atmosphere, because it's very sensitive to the presence of gasses. We'll be partying all day, which is 7.5 days on Earth. We'll be about 364,724,261 miles away from Earth as well, so make sure you remember how long you'll be gone on Earth! Ganymede is rich in ice, so good ol' Grandma can melt it in her oven, then cool it down for refreshing water. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to Ganymede for Grandma's House Party! It's gonna be out of this world! (See what I did there?)
The 80-Year-Old Legend
Grandma's always been different from everyone. She always did things that people wish they could do. She spends her free time listening to death metal, playing video games, or jamming with her band, The Forget-Me-Knots. Newly retired, Grandma has moved to Ganymede to continue the rest of her life with her sons, Harry and Richard.