Owlfeed Newsletter April 1st, 2018

A Very Credible Newsletter From A Very Credible News Outlet

Welcome back, Owls! Everyone here at Owlfeed put a whole bunch of time, effort, and creativity towards making this special newsletter for all of you guys. This is my first time being the Commander in Chief for one of these boys and depending on how you guys like it, this might be my last. If so, it was fun while it lasted. - Jaeden Andrade

Agua Fria News

Ms. Vaughn Changes Agua Fria’s School Colors to Purple and Gray

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By: Alejandra Espinoza

Recently Ms. Vaughn has had an epiphany and decided that she wants to change the Agua Fria High School colors to purple and grey. She said, “I love basketball, and being raised in Arizona I grew up loving the Phoenix Suns, and I wanted to show what a fan I am by having purple be one of our school colors!”


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Agua Fria's 2018 Graduation Is Now Being Held At Castles & Coasters

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By: Hope Laborin

This year’s graduation has many students, parents, and teachers alike talking. Not because it’s coming up soon, but because of the new location it will be held in. It was stated prior that our class of 2018 would be graduating at the Cardinals Stadium, but not anymore!


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Meet Hope Laborin: Our First Half-Poodle, Half-Human Hybrid Student!

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By: Kirsten Meyers

Hope Laborin makes history once again, becoming a half-poodle, and a half-human hybrid. Hope’s transitions from human to poodlism will be covered heavily, along with how her lifestyle has changed overall.


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National News

National Anthem Changed to 'Devil In A New Dress' By Kanye West

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By: Jesus De La Rosa

A new law was passed today officially changing the National Anthem from the old, boring Star-Spangled Banner to the Kanye West masterpiece “Devil In A New Dress.”


The decision came after the country realized the old song was pretty old and bland, and they needed to keep up with changing times. In order to get more clout among the younger generation, Congress felt they should use a rap song, since it is currently the most popular genre.


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Trump Announces New Number to Be Added to Number System

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By: Naomi Metoyer


Donald Trump announces that there is to be a new number added to the numerical system as of April 20th this year. It will be called ¨derf¨, tweeted celebrity Miranda Cosgrove, an adamant supporter of this addition. ¨And will be in between 5 and 6.¨


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Scientist Receives Nobel Prize For Discovery That Facebook Is Actually MySpace

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By: Jen´na Brown

On Friday, March 23, 2018, Stuartson T. Filxemburg, a native to Portland, Oregon was recognized for his great accomplishments on his discovery of Facebook being Myspace. There was a parade and full 8 hour ceremony where he was given a Nobel Prize to highlight his accomplishments in Downtown Arizona.



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Global News

Earth Proven To Be Flat

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By: Jaeden Andrade


On Friday, March 23rd, 2018 at the 49th Lunar and Planetary Science Conference, Robert M. Lightfoot Jr., the head of NASA, stated “ With the recent launch of the Falcon Heavy on February 6th, and with the help of the footage from the Tesla Roadster’s live feed, We here at NASA can confidently confirm the Earth is not a sphere, but that Earth is indeed flat.”.


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Say Goodbye To Fortune Cookies

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By: Ariana Moreno


Say goodbye to one of the most beloved and famous cookies of all time, the Federal Department of Foods (FDF) is banning the Fortune Cookie in all countries.


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Moon Truthers Believe What?!

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By: Yamilette Resendez


Woah, who would have thought that the government would try to contaminate our milk with chocolate during the solar and lunar eclipse.


But wait, is this true?


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Controversial News

Fenty Beauty Animal Tests

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By: Elizabeth Sandoval

On September 8th Rihanna released her makeup line Fenty Beauty. Recently fans of her product found out that her beauty products are not cruelty free.


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Arizona Officials Make Decision to Cancel all High School Sports

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By: Alex Macia

Arizona official Shelly Sullivan stated in a press conference Friday March 9th, that starting in the 2018-2019 school year all Arizona schools will not have sports. Sullivan stated “Arizona students are at risk because these sports could cause them severe brain injuries.” This will have high school students very disappointed for the upcoming season.


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Happy April Fools, Owls!

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