Frillio's Pizza

The Worst Pizzeria in Town

Don't come to Frillio's Pizza

It sucks, we don't use real pizza dough we just use horse feed to make our pizzas. We have an F grade for the health inspectors office. Please don't buy pizza from here we really do suck.

Our horrible pizzas that no one should buy:

Don't come to our pizzeria!

The pizza tastes like bleach and poop. Please don't come here you'll probably sue us for food poisoning, Joe Frillio abandoned us like 6912651830841581=-5135=125812=45 years ago

Please leave now

just PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't come to Frillio's Pizza.