The Wolverine Wake-Up
April 14, 2022 Issue 51
What Happens When a Driverless Car Gets Pulled Over?
If the car's headlight is out the cop will pull you over and approach the window to chat. What happens if no one is driving the car? This happened on April 1, when a Chevy bolt was being operated by the driving company in San Francisco. We are unsure why the car was pulled over. When the cop peaked inside and saw no one was in there, the car fled. The car kept going and then parked again in the next block. The driver “Cruise” said the car did exactly what it was supposed to do and pulled into the next safe location. “Even better, the driver got away with a citation.” I would imagine there will be more issues like this. How will different cops handle the situation?
Carter Zeien
Los Angeles Lakers are Firing Head Coach
He said in an interview that “He has coached his final game on the lakers.” This should be announced by Monday, April 18th to the public. He finished his last season with a horrible 33-49 regular-season record. With that, they made no post-season games or tournaments after the regular season. In hopes of a great season signing stars Anthony Davis, Lebron James, and Russel Westbrook and a slew of veterans on a one-year deal. The season didn’t work and multiple injuries piled up and two of the stars (Anthony Davis And Lebron James)together only played 96 games. Westbrook had his worst season of all 14 years and out of 30 NBA teams, the Lakers placed 21st in the league. It is a terrible fall from their past season and Vogels' first season of a 51-19 regular season and the championship. But with this Vogel's team, this year didn’t even place 10th in their conference and will be fired.
Tyler Zaherniak
This Week's Mystery Picture
The image below is a very close up image of something. Can you guess what it is? The first person to email our Editor-in-Chief, Mr. Freeman, with the correct answer, will receive a prize. You can email him at freemanl@ags-schools.org
Good luck!
Dwayne Haskins, Ohio State Standout and NFL First-Round Pick, Dead at 24
NFL quarterback Dwayne Haskins died early Saturday morning. He was only 24. He was working out with other Steelers players when he was struck by a car around 6:37 AM. He was trying to walk across a crosswalk when he got hit. A traffic homicide investigation is underway. Haskins was pronounced dead on the scene. The vehicle that struck Haskins was a dump truck. So as you can imagine it was a terrible accident. Haskins was in South Florida training with other Steelers players for the 2022 season. Steelers Head Coach Mike Tomlin confirmed Haskins's death, calling Haskins one of the team's hardest workers on the field and in the community. Washington Commanders co-owners Dan and Tanya Snider also released a statement saying Haskins was a young man with a tremendous amount of potential. Washington drafted him in the 2019 NFL Draft in the first round of the draft at 15th overall. Former teammates and other NFL players went to Twitter to give their remorse. This was a tragic accident and my thoughts and prayers are with The Haskins Family through this tragedy.
Kasey Crane
Man Arrested in Pennsylvania for Putting Stickers on Gas Pumps Mocking Biden
This Pennsylvanian man was arrested for putting Anti-Biden stickers on high gas price pumps. This man was allegedly seen slapping these Biden mockery stickers on gas pumps. He was called out by the clerk and when the cops got there he started acting “crazy”. He started with some foul language and then started screaming “I did that”. Saying what’s shown on the stickers. He was also pointing at the stickers whilst doing so. The man was outraged by the situation. The man was eventually detained. Eventually arrested even.
Ethan Nelson
https://nypost.com/2022/04/09/pennsylvania-man-arrested-for-placing-biden-decals-on-gas-pump/