The spooky truth...
things you need to know
DONT LOOK DOWN! If you look down your brain WILL pee. If someone tells you to just jump LISTEN TO THEM! If you don't jump you'll get stuck up there and you'll starve till you do jump, because the people telling you to jump are your abnoctious friends laughing at you. Then youll get a massive weggie when you hit the water then youll end up in the hospital that has to remove the the swim trunks.
how not to diving board
what not to do
dont belly flop, dont jump to high, dont slip, dont eat before, dont look down, dont run, dont scream, dont try to fly, dont dive, dont close your eyes, dont bring a friend, dont do anything other then jump ok?