~Daily Love Horrors~

Karen Pugh

*The Letter*

Dear The Horrorific Truth,

I have read your column for years, but i never thought I would be writing to you. I've tried going to meetings of "Women who love too much" but I'm still hurting, so I thought maybe you could help me. My problem is that the guy I love does not even want to be in the same room as me. I need him to love. "Women who love too much" is no help. They tell me I am a little stalkerish, but I love him more than food. I need him more than water. He completes my poor desperate soul. I have never had anyone ever love me. Well, only Lysander but he doesn't count.


The Lonely Fish Out of Water

My Advice

For The Lonley Fish Out Of Water 3/28/2013

Dear The Lonely Fish Out Of Water,

You need more help than just "Women who love too much". By the sounds of it you need a rest. You need someone to love you for you and all your desperateness. Here are some options I thought of for you. You could either get a therapist or just get with Lysander!

You could just go see a therapist who will slowly pry your love off of this guy. You could be happy in just months. Which brings me to the con of this brilliant plan I came up with. It will take up time , but the time you put in is for your own good. Also, It will cost money, so you have to be rich or well-off to get a therapist. Still, like I said it will be worth the time and money. You need this, Lonley Fish.

Getting together with Lysander is a great choice because he will help you get over this guy. The pros of this, once again brilliant, plan is: you won't be lonely, you won't look desperate, and you will eventually will forget this guy. I have to say this Lysander guy just has to have a girl who likes him or even loves him. I mean this scenario would be too perfect, so you would have to deal this girl. There is also the possibility where he could break up with you, and you could sink into depression. Though, that idea is a little drastic I'm just trying to give you worst case scenario.

Well, these were my just ideas. You could keep loving him and be broken hearted your whole entire life or use them and be happier and a more joyful person. If he does miraculously start liking you, do not go with him. He has wasted your valuable love. He does not deserve you, so just pick one of my ideas. You will not be sorry! Well Lonely Fish, I hope you get what you deserve.


The Horrorific Truth

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