Pointless Buttons!

Avaliable for only $785.99

AWESOME! :D

THEY DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! GREAT FOR INDOOR FURNISHING!

Order now and recieve a 0.1% discount!

Cost is $7859.90 if you don't order! wow! :D

Our product not in action!

It is the finest of its kind!

Product features and FAQ! :D

It does nothing, blank and pointlessness to the max! >:D
Q: Why is this button so awesome?
A: Because it is pointless!

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We sell our products right outside Area 51, and if you try to come and buy our stuff, you will be taken away! And due to Area 51's secrecy, we cannot show you where to go!