The Parish of Petroleum
In response to the Alaskan Oil well
Why are these wells bad you ask?
- These wells release toxic gases into the atmosphere.
- These gases are held in by the greenhouse effect.
- The greenhouse effect raises the temperature.
- When temperatures rise the Northern Ice Caps will melt.
- When the Ice caps melt many animals including polar bears will die.
- When the Polar Bears die Coca-Cola no longer has a mascot.
The danger of Oil Wells
There is at least one oil spill per year, don't make that happen here. Carbon monoxide is released as well as many other deadly gases, and studies have shown that 100% of the people who breathe these gases die.
Gases are bad for the Masses
Oil can catch on fire and the gases released can not go higher than a certain point due to the greenhouse effect.
Long term effects
This will not stop with our town, if an accident occurs the effects could spread north and deplete the polar Ice Caps and destroy the habitats of many animals including the polar bear.
What We Should Do
There are multiple options that we could use rather than destroying the habitat
- Revert to using more efficient cars or even electric cars
- Start building electricity pumps for electric cars
- Use cleaner forms of gas
- Donate to the E.N.V.I.R.O.N.M.E.N.T.A.L. A.S.S.O.C.I.A.T.I.O.N.
A message from the E.N.V.I.R.O.N.M.E.N.T.A.L. A.S.S.O.C.I.A.T.I.O.N.
Extremely Non Violent Intellectual Resistance Optomising Nurishing Major Extravagant Nature To All Life
And So Saddened Over Crazy Ideas And Terrible Industrial Oil Nations