The Parish of Petroleum

In response to the Alaskan Oil well

Why are these wells bad you ask?

  1. These wells release toxic gases into the atmosphere.
  2. These gases are held in by the greenhouse effect.
  3. The greenhouse effect raises the temperature.
  4. When temperatures rise the Northern Ice Caps will melt.
  5. When the Ice caps melt many animals including polar bears will die.
  6. When the Polar Bears die Coca-Cola no longer has a mascot.

What We Should Do

There are multiple options that we could use rather than destroying the habitat

  • Revert to using more efficient cars or even electric cars
  • Start building electricity pumps for electric cars
  • Use cleaner forms of gas
  • Donate to the E.N.V.I.R.O.N.M.E.N.T.A.L. A.S.S.O.C.I.A.T.I.O.N.

A message from the E.N.V.I.R.O.N.M.E.N.T.A.L. A.S.S.O.C.I.A.T.I.O.N.

Extremely Non Violent Intellectual Resistance Optomising Nurishing Major Extravagant Nature To All Life

And So Saddened Over Crazy Ideas And Terrible Industrial Oil Nations