Dichotomous Key
Andrew Pineda
Dichotomous Key
1b. If he is a famous for a reason go to 3
2a. If he is dead go to 4
2b. If he is alive go to 5
3a. If he is dead go to 8
3b. If he is alive go to 9
4a. He is the father of America, Georgia washingtrumps
4b. He murdered a lot of Natives, Andros jackcus
5a. If he is a president, go to 6
5b. If he/she is a candidate go to 7
6a. He is the first black president, Brick obamama
6b. He did nothing in 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina, he is George bushes
7a. If he is a guy, he is Donlad krumpus
7b. If she is a girl, she is Hillary feminist
8a. If he is our lord and savior, he is MegaJesus metalchrist
8b. If he is the lord of nazi, he is Adolf hîtlermon
9a. If he she is famous because of her family, she is Kim cardashious
9b. If he makes mediocre movies, he is Adam sandlerous