Ethan and Tom's Survival Guide

Welcome to the apocalypse ladies and gentleman.

How To Survive the Wasteland

Hello there reader, if you're here reading this guide, then you're in trouble and are in need of help. If it is knowledge you seek, then follow these simple steps, and you will walk out of high school a bloody champion. Fail to heed the advice of this guide, then you will perish into the wastelands of failure.

A letter from the authors

We hope that after reading this, students looking for help on how to survive high school will find what they are in search for, and through all of the long nights of studying and sleep deprivation, they will emerge as successful adults ready for the paved road ahead of them.