Bob McMarly: friend or foe?

The world's most feared villian strikes again

This time, targeting J.P. Morgan, the largest bank in the world
Hacking J.P. Morgan is probably one of the things almost no one can do. Exept for Bob McMarly. The words most feared villian has used an complicated array of Javascript to hack J.P. Morgan and plant a spyware virus, one of the only types of viruses in the world that can evolve on it's own, into the bank. Scientists estimate that over 9,000 grand was instantly destroyed or taken by Bob McMarly. Furthermore, Bob McMarly is now using J.P. Morgan as a seed to control all of the internet. Scientists teamed up with the FBI to start making a conclusion: Bob McMarly is trying to eventually turn the human race into a class IV species. So, it"s your choice to conclude this: is Bob McMarly friend or foe?

Bob McMarly

Greatest villian of all time

DO NOT COME IN CONTACT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM WITH THIS SUSPECT

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By the way, none of this is true.