By Joshua Ahmed
El Chapo: The early years
Dear El Chapo
What is El Chapo's rank in society
Interview with El Chapo
"lets get started. I am your host Mike Hunt hear with my special guest Joaquin Guzman, better known as, EL CHAPO!!!!!! So lets get started."
Q: "Have you ever been to the U.S.?"
A: "Yes, twice actually, California."
Q: "Have you ever been taken into custody?"
A: "Yes, on multiple occasions. Mostly in Mexico."
Q: "What kind of crime are you involved in?"
A: " I am in the drug business. I also involve myself in contraband."
Q:"Why do you do what you do."
A:"I don't know, I guess I just struck oil and I am drilling for more. Everybody wants more than they can have."
Q:"How does it feel to be branded as a "public enemy #1?"
A:"well, with what I do, its not a big surprise considering the line of work i'm in."
"That will do it for today's interview. Thank you for joining us."
Poem: El chapos chapo.
Why did you get arrested.
Why did you get convicted.
Why are you so bad.
Why did you make Trump mad.
Why do you say things that are not true.
And you end up getting screwed.