NO BLONDE ASIANS

BRIANNE HAN & HALEY TRUONG

Why are blonde Asians so bad?

Ummm, excuse me? Asians are the best, the most successful, the smartest, and just absolutely amazing. Things all Asians have in common are their dark hair and eyes. You can't change your eye color, but you can change your hair color. When Asians change their hair it is like changing who you are.

What should I do if I see a blonde Asian?

Duh call the cops or contact us, the blonde Asian removers.

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